Proud Husband ๐ฑโโ๏ธ
Proud American ๐บ๐ธ
Proud Father ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐จ ๐ง
Proud Small Business Owner ๐
Proud Readerโs Choice Award Favorite ๐
If youโve got junkโIโll haul it.
Simple as that.
Text JUNK to 520-270-1610
Is it that easy?
It's that easy.
No games.
No waiting around.
Just a guy (and his friends) making an honest living by keeping Vail and Tucson clean.
Sooooo...
Moving out?
Cleaning up?
Garage overflowing?
Just done with the mess?
Tired of staring at that old couch?
Let me handle it. ๐ซก
I work hard โ
Show up on time โ
And haul away your problems โ
Text JUNK to 520-270-1610
What I Offer ๐
Residential/Commercial Junk Removal:
From single items to multiple truckloads, no job is too big or small!
Specialty Item Removal:
I remove heavy items, appliances, mattresses, and more...so you don't have to.
Eco-Friendly Disposal:
Just kidding, I'm not really eco-friendly; I don't believe in that stuff. I'll donate and recycle what I can, but let's be honest: most of us know recycling is a joke. ๐
Full Property Cleanout:
Renter leave behind a mess? Loved one pass away? I'll sweep away every last piece of junk so you donโt have to.
Text JUNK to 520-270-1610
FAQ:
Q: Do you ACTUALLY have a beard?
A: Dumb question, yes, of course.
Q: How much does it cost?
A: Price depends on volume (how much you have) and location (how far I have to drive) to get it. Just text me photos and your zip code and Iโll give you a quote.
Q: Are you the cheapest?
A: No. But when was the cheapest ever the highest quality? ๐
Q: Will you move me?
A: No, Iโm not a mover. But I will haul away everything you leave behind when you move.
Q: Do you work alone?
A: Yes and no. I bring my kids, or one of my bearded crew as needed.
Q: Who are โbearded crew?โ
A: Bearded crew are awesome dudes who work with me who will 1. Help on specific jobs as needed 2. Go to jobs when Iโm too busy.
Q: Do you give discounts?
A: Yes.
Military
(thank you for your service ๐ซก๐บ๐ธ)
First Responders
(thank you for your sacrifice ๐๐๐)
55+
(thank you for raising us ๐ต๐ด)
Anyone With a Beard
(except women with beards get a 10% up charge ๐).