🛠️ “Need a Fix-It Hero? Call the Handy Human!” 🛠️
🚪 Door squeaking like it’s auditioning for a horror movie?
💧 Faucet dripping like it’s trying to start a band?
🔌 Light switch flickering like it’s stuck in a disco mood?
Don’t worry — I speak fluent “broken stuff.”
From repairs to remodels, patch-ups to power tools, I bring precision, reliability, and a sense of humor to every job.
Services Include:
   •   Small home repairs & installations
   •   Painting, patching, and power washing
   •   Furniture assembly (no swearing required)
   •   Carpentry, tiling, and creative problem solving
Why Me?
âś… Always on time
âś… Fair pricing, no surprises
âś… Tools sharper than my dad jokes
So if your “to-do” list is starting to look like a novel
đź“ž Call The Handy Human today. 520-981-4126
I fix things so you don’t have to pretend you’ll get to it next weekend.