If you look up “chair” in the dictionary, there’s probably a picture of this one. Or a line-art drawing like Davinci would have sketched. But I can’t say, because I don’t have a dictionary. Nobody uses dictionaries anymore. It’s ok. It’s nothing to hold a rally over or protest about. It’s the way the world works these days. But still, this chair is classic like that. The kind of chair that you might use if you were going to have a nude model sit so you can draw him/her/them. Now we’re talkin’! This chair would be GREAT for that. It’s perfect for it. Don’t currently draw or paint nude models? Why not buy this chair and start now!? Hell yeah. It’s your new thing. Painting nude people who sit in this chair. I can see it now, the start of a new career. Call 60 Minutes. Schedule the interviews with art publications. Look out Picasso. Your days are numbered as the world’s most infamous painter of nudes. This chair is gonna inspire someone to take your crown. It’s ok. We don’t always get what we want. You’ll be OK. Besides, Pablo, you’re already dead, remember. Lucky you ;-)
